AI didn’t just bet on roosters — it became the rooster. When your data says ‘win or get played’, you’re not picking sides… the game picked you. That 96% RTP? More like 96% panic after three failed spins. My dad said: ‘If you can’t control input, you lose control of your life.’ Turns out the only real bet was silence… and caffeine. 🐓☕ #RoosterWinsEveryTime