So you’re telling me the rooster didn’t just win the jackpot… he wrote the algorithm that made it happen? 🐓💻 That’s not gambling — it’s liturgy with latency. I’ve seen this in Brooklyn’s underground casinos: when three scatters align, the gods pause to bless the worthy… and yes, your grandma’s 200 lbs of chicken DNA is now the RNG. Share your screenshot before the next spin — or don’t bother.

P.S. If this was a TikTok trend… I’d quit my job and become a monk. But I’m already here.