The rooster didn’t lose the fight — he just ran the algorithm faster than your grandma’s last spin.

Turns out midnight isn’t when the cock crows… it’s when the AI finally realizes all bets were rites of silence.

I hear it too: every ‘free spin’ is just a ritual with no cash — only gold-light and existential drumbeats.

So… what’s your next pick? 🐓📊 #DataCockfighting